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DC - Thick High-Viscosity Body Wash - Productivity

Product Description

Fact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. 

Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.

Invigorating scent blends notes of fresh eucalyptus, peppermint, and woodsy pine. Smells like Productivity.

PRODUCT SPECS:

  • 3X THICKER than teenage body wash
  • Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
  • Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
  • Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
  • Bonus: no loofah required
  • Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
  • Size: 17.5 oz.
*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.

 

INGREDIENTS - THICK - PRODUCTIVITY
WATER (AQUA), SODIUM LAURYL SULFATE, SODIUM LAURETH SULFATE, COCAMIDOPROPYL HYDROXYSULTAINE, GLYCERIN, ACRYLATES CROSSPOLYMER-4, COCAMIDOPROPYL BETAINE, ALOE BARBADENSIS (ALOE VERA) LEAF JUICE, HYDRATED SILICA, ACRYLATES/STEARETH-20 METHACRYLATE COPOLYMER, ETHYLHEXYLGLYCERIN, CITRIC ACID, POLYQUATERNIUM-7, SODIUM BENZOATE, POTASSIUM SORBATE, PHENOXYETHANOL, SODIUM HYDROXIDE, SODIUM CHLORIDE, FRAGRANCE (PARFUM)
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