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Shamrock Thick Wicked Minty Body Wash

Product Description

"Aye! Nothin' signals the comin' o' spring like a limited edition body wash," said no one ever, but that didn't stop us from launching Shamrock THICK, the latest seasonal home run from Duke Cannon. Initially conceived as a satirical Instagram post in 2020, and spurred on by the three fans who said they "might actually use this," our innovation team spent the last year perfecting the most creamy, deliciously minty, and, to be clear - non-edible - body wash. Like other Shamrock-themed liquids, Shamrock THICK will not be here long, so grab ye a bottle or two b'fore they sell out. 

PRODUCT SPECS OF THIS REAL PRODUCT: 

  • Packed with rich, gaelic lather 
  • THICK has a 3x thicker viscosity and Shamrock THICK is even thicker
  • Wicked minty scent is actually good 
  • 17.5 oz. bottle will last longer than a keg of green beer 

There once was a body wash so watered down
With an unbearable scent - smelled all over town.
Grown men who once used it,
Now simply refuse it
Convinced it was meant for a clown.

Made in United States of America

Vendor: Duke Cannon
Maximum quantity available reached.